A Lady

I love to rumble,
This enables me to mingle,
Especially since am still single,
But I sincerely need someone to love and cuddle,
And well, em,….em,..., you know, fondle.
Someone who wouldn’t fumble,
And thereby get me into trouble.
A lady that is simple,
And humble,
That is not a cripple,
But with a figure that would make me stumble,
And wanna with her, on the bed, take a tumble.
A lady that would be my apple,
Someone with nice dimples,
And a face that causes ripples,
And also with big nipples,
That makes me want to snuggle.
All i need is a lady that won’t make me fumble,
Or cause my world to crumble,
Or even play me as a 2nd fiddle,
But someone that would love me double.