Friday, March 6, 2009

Friend

"I always prefer male friends to female, they don't gossip" , she said,
"well, they are just my friends", she added.
Now my best friend is all broken hearted,
and am getting drunk on his behalf,

She says, "they are just my friends".
I saw her with a guy,
they were too close for comfort,
i told my friend,
"well, you know, she is very friendly", he said.

She says, "they are just my friends".
I heard she went visiting the baddest player in da hood.
She went in the morning,
came out at night.
My friend asked her about it,
she said "we were just watching movies" .
All day???

She says, "they are just my friends".
Saw her in d nite club,dancing freely and wildly,
but none of the guys was my friend.
At 3am, she got into one of the guys' car,
well, i guess i can assume he dropped her at home at that time, right???

She says, "they are just my friends".
Now she is pregnant, and doesn't know who is the baby's father.
Is it my friend's?
Nope, they had never had sex
cos she had said, she "is" a virgin.
Pregnant virgin, thats a miracle!!!
Reminds of somebody in d bible.

Well, what can i say?
Too bad she didn't make me too a "friend",
that's why am drunk,
I was not her " friend".

Will you be mine?

Are you a princess?
For your skin is so flawless
Making you look as lovely as the late princess Diana,
And you got all my senses going bananas.
Is your name Hannah?
Like the lovely lady I met in savannah
Or are you called Natasha?
Like the sexy princess of Kinshasa.
You act so free and cool
And for your love I don’t mind playing the fool,
Though this request might seems too soon,
But would you be my boo?
My lover and my friend?
I promise our love would know no end.
For as my one and only,
You will own my heart solely.
I will treat you royal
As long as you are loyal.
Let’s go drink the Mexican Aquila
Thereafter, we dance the salsa,
And do the makossa,
On the beach of mombassa.
We would do it nakedly naked,
Till we are tiredly tired.
And all night long,
We would dance to our love song.

Love

Love is an emotional feeling,
that makes you feel like u are flying,
it goes way more than just a physical attraction,
its more of a fusion of emotions,
devoid of lamentation,
and condemnation.
Though it involves plenty of expectations,
and anticipation,
making u want to see the person everyday,
and at every opprotunity to have your say.
It takes over ur mind,
puts ur heart in a bind,
consumes ur time,
and makes u gladly spend ur dime.

Love is never a competition,
neither is it a negotiation,
its based on mutual attraction,
and unexplainable fusion of emotions.
Its neva about the richest guy,
or the sexiest gal,
it is not even about who is the strongest male,
or she being the sweetest female,
we love who we love,
cos we choose them to love.

Love is most times a gain,
but some times we see more of d pain,
whether gain or pain,
you can always love again,
just make sure u enjoy it,
never u endure it.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

A Lady

I love to rumble,
This enables me to mingle,
Especially since am still single,
But I sincerely need someone to love and cuddle,
And well, em,….em,..., you know, fondle.
Someone who wouldn’t fumble,
And thereby get me into trouble.
A lady that is simple,
And humble,
That is not a cripple,
But with a figure that would make me stumble,
And wanna with her, on the bed, take a tumble.
A lady that would be my apple,
Someone with nice dimples,
And a face that causes ripples,
And also with big nipples,
That makes me want to snuggle.
All i need is a lady that won’t make me fumble,
Or cause my world to crumble,
Or even play me as a 2nd fiddle,
But someone that would love me double.

My want, My need

It is generally believed that human wants and needs are unlimited;
And that the means through which people achieve their goals are scarce.
I used to agree that wants and needs are unlimited,
but that was until I met you.
For my meeting you has finally shown that,
You are all I ever wanted,
And you are all I need.